Showing posts with label Thrift. Show all posts
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Monday, March 25, 2013

Hindsight

Not to be Reproduced, 1937 by René Magritte

"New mirrors for old!  New mirrors for old!"
 
Amelia had almost learned to ignore the patter of the pedlars in the street outside the town house, but this cry captured her attention.  

There was never this much clamor at her home in the country, and wished she could return.  But it was not to be.  The estate had been let, its contents sold to pay her father's debts.  Her mother had brought her to town with minimal staff and furnishings, determined to marry Amelia off.  

"We must keep up appearances until you find a good match, or your father's business improves," Mother had explained.

Amelia was not sure which event was less likely.  She was certain, though, that it was most difficult to keep up appearances without a maid, or even a decent mirror.  She set down the gown she was turning, and picked up the mirror from  her makeshift dressing table.  One corner of the glass had lost its shine completely.  It had cracked through the middle, and no longer fit the faded frame.  Mother had said the mirror was an antique, but Amelia knew better.  If it had any value, it would have been sold, too.  

This mirror certainly had not aided her appearance at the Earl's ball last week.  A discreet friend had helped Amelia remove the smudge from her chin, after Amelia had noticed much smirking behind fans.  The smirking turned to full-blown laughter, though, when a spirited rondo with the Earl's son had shaken loose her coiffure.  The young man had been mortified, and retired with one of her hair pins stuck in his cravat.

"New mirrors for old!"

It sounded too good to be true, but she might as well see what the man had to offer. 

The peddlar was surrounded by giggling serving girls.  Amelia stood in her doorway, clutching the dingy mirror tightly, until they had completed their business with the pedlar.  Once the last pair had decided they needed to return to their posts, she approached.

"Ah, Mademoiselle!  A lady of quality," the peddlar purred.  

Amelia bowed politely.  At least she still had her good manners.

"What have you to exchange?  Ah, yes, very old, very good."  The pedlar beckoned, leading her to the back of the cart.  "For you, I have something special.  I acquired it many years ago, and have not been able to part with it.  But I think you might appreciate its value."

Amelia began to protest.  She hadn't any money to spend.  But before she could say a word, he put a finger to his lips.

"Shh.  Just look."  He lifted a velvet drape.  "It is . . . enchanted."

Amelia stepped up to look in the large mirror, and saw someone else. 

"What sort of deception is this?"  She turned to the pedlar, indignant.  In the corner of her eye, she noticed that the image in the mirror had also turned.  She looked back.  The back of the dress, with a button undone, looked familiar.  The other girl's hair was the same color as her own.  Slowly Amelia reached up to touch her hair, and saw her own hand reaching up in the mirror.

"No deception, Mademoiselle.  It is a miracle!  This is the only mirror in the world that will show you the back of your own lovely head."

Amelia studied the reflection.  First she attended to the button.  Then she secured a stray lock of hair.  Slowly she smiled.  This mirror could be useful.  Valuable.  The key to her social success.  

"This is, indeed, a marvel," she said to the pedlar.  "Only enchantment could explain it."

The peddlar nodded.  "Oui, it must be yours."

Could he possibly mean to give it to her in exchange for Mother's castoff mirror?  Amelia felt giddy.  Never would she suffer such a disaster at another ball!  Then she remembered the smudge.   

"But first, tell me, what must I do to induce the mirror to show my face?"

"Simply turn around, Mademoiselle."

She did so.  

"It shows your lovely face quite perfectly," he purred.

She turned back to the mirror, and saw only the back of her head.  "But," she turned full circle again.  "But I cannot see my face when I look the other way."

The pedlar shrugged, and reached for the mirror.  "It is enchanted, recall?  Magical items can be eccentric.  Shall I wrap it for you?"

"Eccentric?  It is defective!  I'll thank you for my old mirror." She retrieved the antique and strode purposefully back into her house.

"Which is why I have not been able to part with it," the pedlar murmured.  Lifting his hat, he checked the cowlick on the back of his own head.  He made a futile attempt to smooth it, sighed, and pushed his cart on to the next street.


Thursday, October 25, 2012

Cheap Date

 

The shaking stopped.  Kelly opened her eyes, one at a time.  She unwrapped her right arm from around her own shoulders, but left the left cradling her belly.  It didn't feel so well.  Tyler opened the door, and pale light seeped into the cramped chamber.

"Here we are," he announced.  "Welcome to Ancient Egypt!"

Kelly stood, hoping her dizziness would subside soon.  She'd thought it was a joke when Tyler offered to take her for a ride in his time machine.  But something had definitely happened after he spun those dials and lifted the lever.  It didn't look like Tyler's garage out there.  She stepped through the door.

A pyramid occupied an otherwise empty landscape.  "Why is it so . . . green?"

"That's how you know these are Ancient times," Tyler explained.  "You know, before the world was even black and white, it was black and green."

"Sure."

Tyler shrugged.  "Why not?  Let's go check out the pyramid."  He took Kelly's hand and led her forward.

As they approached, Kelly could see some markings on the base of the pyramid.  "Are those hieroglyphics?  Wait--no, they're letters.  'MDCCLXXVI.'  What could that mean?"

Tyler glanced at the letters.  "They're Roman numerals.  Um, 1776."  He looked upward again.

"1776?  That was a while ago, but I wouldn't call it Ancient."

"1776 BC?"

"Yeah, right."  Kelly pulled her hand out of his, and folded her arms.  "What is this really?"  A shadow fell over her.  Kelly looked up.  "Giant eagle!" she yelped.

Tyler put his arm around her.  "Don't worry.  His beak is full."  He pointed to the bird as it flew away.  Kelly relaxed a bit.  "Come on," Tyler urged, "let's climb it."  He led her to some smaller steps on the side of the pyramid.

Kelly looked up.  "Whoa.  The pyramid has a big eye at the top.  That's kind of creepy.  I don't think we should climb something that's looking at us."

Tyler had already climbed several steps.  "It's all right."

"How do you know?"

"Look up there."  Words appeared in the sky.

"Okay, Mr. Roman Scholar.  What do they say?"

"Annuit cœptis.  It means 'He approves.'  Come on!"

Kelly took two steps, and looked up again.  The eye blinked, but the words didn't change.  She followed Tyler to the top.

"Great view, huh?"  Tyler spread his arms wide.

Kelly looked.  The desert extended around her for a short distance.  Beyond a certain circle, she could see a blank space with tall stone blocks upon it.  Straining her eyes, she could see that they also formed letters.  "O-N-E.  One.  One what?"  She turned to look behind her.  The desert seemed to be surrounded by giant webs.  The eagle was soaring far above.  The strange green landscape seemed familiar somehow.

"Tyler, this isn't Ancient Egypt.  This is a one dollar bill."

Tyler shrugged.  "Well, you've never been here before, have you?"

"One dollar!  This is the cheapest date I've ever been on!  You and your 'time machine.'"

"Time is money, right?  And we travelled."

"Hmph."  Kelly folded her arms again, and turned away.

"We can still have some fun on a dollar," Tyler said, touching her shoulder.  "Let's slide down."  He sat on the edge and pushed off down the smooth front of the pyramid. 

Kelly sighed, then sat down and followed.  Air whooshed by as she flew down the side.  She landed in the soft sand. 

Tyler gave her a concerned look.  "Are you okay?"

Kelly tried to look stern, but a giggle betrayed her.  "That was fun.  Race you to the top?"

They slid until they were laughing too hard to climb.  The eagle flew over again, shaking a branch in his claw.  Kelly caught some of the berries that fell from it.  "Olives!  My favorite." 

They talked and slid and ate green olives.  After a while, Kelly felt a chill.  The sky was no darker, but thirteen stars appeared.  "Maybe it's time to go," she said, shivering.

Tyler took her hand and walked her over to the edge of the desert.  Reaching just outside, he picked up a string of pearls and fastened it around Kelly's neck.  Then he wrapped a long ribbon around her like a shawl.  She started to feel warmer.  There were letters on the ribbon, too. 

"E pluribus unum?" she read as they walked back toward the time machine.

"Something like 'and they twain shall be one,' I think."  He bent down on one knee.  "Shall we make it legal?" 

A tear came to Kelly's eye.  "Oh, Tyler," she said, blinking, "I feel so tender."

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