Magic Mirror, on the wall,
Who's the fairest one of all?
With more extensive face than most,
Of my own beauty I must boast.
Magic Mirror, in my hand,
Who's the smartest in the land?
For cranial capacity,
No one can compare with me.
Magic Mirror, on the floor,
Who is strongest, at the core?
More potent than a lightning flash,
I--careful with that hammer--
Smash!
