Photo by Terri Windling
For Sale > Collars
Shiny yellow collar with human commercial logo all over it. Worn once. Not my style. Must go soon--puppies will be teething in no time.
Housing > Swap
Need a change of scene? Cozy one-room doghouse with a great view. Fenced yard for privacy; good soil for digging your own entrance. Neighbors keep garbage bins well-stocked. Available for rent, or will consider a swap with your house.
Jobs > Salons > Stylist Wanted
Cushion available for experienced stylist. Skills in pedicure, shampoo, male and female grooming a must. Experience with styles for poodle and wire hair fox terrier a plus. Trot around with portfolio to apply.
Lost & Found > Lost Ball
Lost favorite fuzzy, jingly ball. Last seen on golf course. Reward: golf ball I picked up instead.
Musicians > Auditions
A capella group seeks bass woofer for frequent moonlight gigs. Our pack performs popular covers and original tunes. Bring prepared piece, and be ready to improvise.
Personals > Female Seeking Male
Slender blonde likes chasing pine cones, getting caught in the rain. Seeks blue-eyed Husky stud. I want to have your puppies!
Lessons & Tutoring > Etiquette
Afraid to go out? Tired of being embarrassed in public? Learn confidence from our experienced teachers. In our Basic course, we will help you teach your human to:
- shake your paw
- throw a stick properly
- behave well at the park
- respond quickly to commands such as "open the door" and "go for a walk"
- The Language of Tails
- Vocal Training--get the most out of your growls, barks, and howls
- Appropriate Gift Selection--for canine and human friends
Cruise in style with a dozen of your closest friends! Durable leather seats, cozy carpet, and five pairs of fully-opening windows for your panting pleasure! All rides include complimentary spring water and gourmet biscuits.